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I literally just shouted "Nooooo" at my desk.

conversely, a pill that makes guys shoot blanks and when he and his woman want to make a baby he takes a different pill to shoot bullets. I'm all for that.

"I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES."

EXCUSE YOU PEOPLE WHO SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES ARE VERY SPECIAL

He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Well in fairness, that doesn't actually prove much. He may have been an initial sperm donor, but they then got back together after she gave birth. So he was father to the child at some point in his life, that can't be denied.

He sounds like a jackass, but I'm on his side in terms of the custody dispute.

She and Sherri seemed like they would be the worst people to hang out with.

The music, the feather. I can't handle it. And haven't been able to since I was 9.

I've had some beef with Jezebel for a while, but the fact that you're paid to write steaming piles of shit like this just makes me lose my faith in modern journalism and publishing.

I see you've been brainwashed by TNT running Shawshank 1500 times every weekend.

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

It's not that they hate Millenials as I imagine that's their core audience. It's that rage-bait headlines = page views.

Why does Jezebel hate Millennials so much? It's ridiculous.

But, but... The first paragraph says:

I don't care what anyone says. I like guy Fieri. Always great food. You don't knock great food.

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

I think that second part is the issue. How was she even allowed to get that far? Who is to blame for that oversight? Someone needs to read into that contract. If the oversight is on the part of the organizers, she may be able to get back the $11,000. I doubt it, since the contract probably puts all the blame on her.