It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Low key, subtle, and understated:

Not really a blooper but memorable enough to inspire Bill Hader’s SNL Herb Welch character.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

With the reduction in qualified staff, ESPN management has dictated that draft grades will be outsourced to the mouthbreathing, draft-watching public: tweet (Jalen Rose voice) #OFFTHECHAIN to indicate your approval and (Berman voice) #BEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to indicate disapproval.

Takes Deitsch to task for this:

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

Jones was reminded that the issue falls under the umbrella of collective bargaining, which would require the players to make one or more concessions in exchange for significant changes to the marijuana prohibition.

So he’d link the column in a pissed off tweet? That’s nonsense. It’s a joke that fell flat

You need to do better than that if you’re going to write an entire post on this. I’ll take any reason I can get to be appalled by Simmons, but I’m not seeing it here.

Excuse me, I have a two-part question and a comment...

The @fuckjerry panel is just every other panel curated into one convenient panel.

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

I see. So on one hand, Deadspin uses college game signs to bump up traffic - and on the other hand critizes signs jumping in line for their shot at attention.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

There was something I learned, a very small baseball thing, that I learned this summer but failed to get in the book. Once when we were playing Pittsburg, the starter tossed a ball back to the umpire to get a new one. He got a new one, then threw a fastball and got a swinging strike. So Andrew Parker, our catcher,…

I'm getting ready to play Texas