Best part is the assistant coach who jumps and misses the pile.

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

Porter?

Vietnam War

Seriously isolated.

I'd be blue as a boy can be if you didn't get it.

The problem here is that Carmelo committed a proximate traveling violation by failing to keep his feet ten feet off of Biel, or whoever that is.

Check back in 2000 years.

Why is there a "So" at the beginning of this headline?

For a guy known mostly for carrying water for Dan Snyder, you'd think Reilly'd have settled upon a preferred spelling for caddy.

I think we have to entertain the possibility that Rick Reilly died sometime within the past ten years and his closest adherents have covered this up, in part, by cobbling together new columns based mostly on ever-so-slightly out-of-place fragments and figments from his originally authored works. Cf. The Apostle Paul.

Gawker Media's obsession with these Woody Allen stories has reached a boiling point.

Faces

That is an accurate account of NHL history.

At least they named them the Flames.

I stayed at a holiday inn express last night and I think he means he doesn't have aids.

When are we allowed to stop beginning articles with superfluous "So"s? Dom?

Yeah, I still don't know. That guy's on twitter now and he makes my sprots funner.

I never heard of the art movies he was talking about either, but I liked it. I got the feeling he didn't talk too much during the games, which seems pretty unlike the worst people I've encountered at sports bars.

Hoping the title is a nod to Pappademas' late, excellent column.