Oh boy. My mom just told me that my insufferable younger cousin was a guest at this thing. He’s always been a massive social climber. This may be the apex of his endeavors.

Yes! A wedding dress with sleeves! Awesome.

Oh, for the love of... Does he know anything about Joe Pesci? Pesci was never a mobster or even an unemployed wannabe. He was a barber for a while, then got really into music, even named The Four Seasons before going into acting. He’s a double arts threat, not a criminal one.

I am not sure what is confusing about wanting to bang him. Or should I say hammer?

Oh, simmer down. You’re being such a Kathleen right now.

Oh my god. What was she like?

Oh yeah. I would watch it on PBS here. And learned my lesson about shoplifting from Voula and Lucy.

I know exactly what you mean, and I see myself as much as a translator as as a writer. But science journalism also needs a lot of improvement, so I completely understand that wariness. I have no problem sending direct quotes back to sources, and fact checking heavily, with the understanding that I am going to use what…

I am all about women in STEM, and Jezebel would be a great place to profile them. That said, I am a journalist like Jia and I know that sometimes people don’t want to be interviewed, are unavailable for months, or make demands, like being able to edit the piece before, which make things tough. So you sometimes wind up…

I love Jia’s work, but I really wish she had interviewed you or any woman who works in the field. Maybe next time.

She sounds hideous.

I’ve lived in Southern California for almost 30 years now, and I’m eyeing moving at some point. But frankly, I’m always surprised at how much energy New Yorkers spend dissecting the west coast lifestyle. Far, far fewer Los Angeles residents write treatises on NYC. Maybe we’re just too stoned or dehydrated to care?

I’ll vote for her just to piss him off.

It’s a height thing. Mickey and Minnie and Donald need to be quite short to fit the costumes. Back in the early ‘90s when I worked there, there was one guy who played Mickey and Donald. He was barely 5 feet tall.

Buzzkill former Disney worker here: 1) Mickey is probably a woman, since most of the Mickeys and Donalds get played by women. 2) That Mickey is going to be in trouble for leaning on the crate. Cast members are not allowed to lean on stage. Or sit. Or be anything but insanely perky.

I’m glad sex won. But I confess to voting for Netflix because I was in a mean mood. I don’t do that in government elections, so this felt good in a bad way.

Eh. She may be having trouble digesting lunch.

It makes sense when you consider the conservative backlash at the time. Baggy clothes and satanic Cabbage Patch Dolls and devil worshippers in every preschool.

Urgh. Funny though, but mine turned out to be okay in the end.

Hang on, didn't Aileen Wuornos kill those dudes mostly because she was pissed and wanted to humiliate them?