As a stopgap, I blocked the entire domain; an error message is easier to deal with than a page load, but it’s costing Jalopnik readers. I don’t know if that’s the goal or not at this point. Maybe someone’s angling for a cheaper buyout option.

These will be unobtanium. They’re as much truck as most truck buyers need, and the main reason a lot of people held out was the lack of AWD + hybrid combo. This essentially opens the order books for the snow belt.

I genuinely feel bad for the powertrain engineers who worked on these things. There’s a lot of great tech there, wrapped in stainless steel garbage.

Japan is pretty aggressive about bicycle regulations, to a degree which baffles me. They’re treated as vehicles under most of the regulations in place, and there are penalties and fines for not wearing a helmet, riding aggressively, following traffic too close or failing to yield to automobiles. Licenses are required…

Oh my gosh, look at the little key fob, it’s adorable.

BMW made the Z4 available with a manual again, which is interesting.

This is genuinely part of it, I think. I don’t love seeing a dozen “exclusive” first looks drop at the same time.

I think I found a picture of your vehicle!

That was an edge, yes.

Suspiciously specific.

Was it RHD? They were identical vehicles aside from the emblem, so someone might have just done a swap in order to feel... something. Such weird things.

Every time I see one, I’m re-reminded of just how large they actually were.

To really take things to the next level, it should be made available only every other year.

To be faiirrrrr, it’s narrow enough that you could just scooch to the left side of the lane a little bit and then pretend you’re piloting a McLaren F1.

wh....

SOUUUUUUULLLLLLLL CALIBUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR

A few more pics of the, uh, thing, from the seller from a few months ago.

https://www.military.com/video/operations-and-strategy/air-drop-operations/humvee-air-drop-turns-into-epic-fail/4856058772001

Florida’s rocket shot was (mostly) real, they just went overboard with moving shit around and cranking the saturation to eleven. It was set up to win some sort of Facebook contest thing. I posted it in another reply, but the embed seems to have wholly broken what remains of Kinja.

The Florida Highway Patrol entry (#7) is edited, obviously, but not as much as you think.