Looks like amateur horticulturist, Oddibe, had to supply his own April showers.

"Before we begin this hearing, please introduce yourself to the board,"

Unfunny jokes at the expense of others? It looks like someone has been studying the complete boxset of Mind of Mencia. Look for Un-Kahn-scious to premiere this fall on Comedy Central!

The team's recent sale has tightened their budget including travel expenses. This campaigning is for a shot towards getting only an Astro, not wife, in Arizona.

'Waiting for the Gay superstar' - Usain Bolt's thoughts as he highstepped across the finish line in Beijing

This is going to be a great fight! Look how many boxing fans are already waiting outside of Home Depot yelling 'Si, i want jab today'.

Secretive hugs between a cardinal and a cub is how I finally earned my Arrow of Light award.

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"Pardon me. My insubordinate wife would like to know what wine pairs well with a bloody lip?"

"It's better not to make excuses Chuck. Just admit your wild shot caused the head to come off of the driver" - Jayson Williams

Coincidently, God's Gift of the Red Storm was the title of a recent Jezebel article on women and religion.

Elsewhere, the ever thrifty Oddibe McDowell has just used a double coupon on a 3-for-2 steak special.

03/18/2011 - Oddibe McDowell buys sign to hang above toilet, 'If it's brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow'.

A wolfpack of four gets sick and nobody knows what happened? Hangover 3: Lost in Space coming 2014!

UND will not come down from their stance. Everything they've seen in the news says their support won't topple.

A kid on my son's team has a brother with osteogenesis imperfecta. We'll take care of any Josh Hamilton videos needed.

Comcast:

"Fucking joke right there. That's a fucking joke. Watch that on the film." - Friedberg and Seltzer anytime they have to pitch their scripts.

"I told you that Charlie Villanueva be actin all malignant and shit" - KG

This just goes to show how James will never live up to Jordan's legacy. Even MJ's dad's parking related altercation was better.