Jim: And stay tuned for the 2011 edition of 'One Shining Moment' with my dawg, Luther Vandross

And much like the Incredible Hulk, Kris's role could easily be passed from one person to the next with little care from fans.

Hey Captain, the computer generated recap would have put the score in the first paragraph. Joke.

This is close enough. You're welcome:

"What's the difference between them and Japanese surfers? These guys body-board a dam and the Japs board a damn body" - @RealGilbertGottfried

If Temple makes it, Cosby will invite the team to his basement where he puts on shows with Phylicia Rashad.

Penn Jillette thinks this kid getting the seats in front of him is bullshit.

I don't see what was wrong. Casey was only helping the kid update his Ali Shuffle.

I'm just glad that this is no longer being billed as Noche Mulatto night.

This is strikingly similar to video of my local theater group. It was our production of Loving The Barr: Tom & Roseanne

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Coming to NBC, Re-jected! Marv Albert's new show about an unaccountably beloved, professionally competent male dipshit that has anal problems with women.

For a second, Chaz Bono thought you were reading her Chistmas wish list to Santa.

Covered in Bat Shit is the Wikipedia subtitle for Joel Schumacher's filmography.

Wait until Eliza Kruger tries to register the still occupied Just17.com

Chris Carter just wanted his recruits to show their 'puppies' too.

Here's A Video Of Someone Decomposing Who Is Not Merv Griffin

Lilly Allen once had one circle the drain 1,620º from her mid-range

Browns Kool-Aid is a top seller at the TBS website