"The mulatto boy"

Kelsey Grammer will show you an unimaginable dick move in skorts

Penguin fan faceplants onto a little man

And Roger Goodell is portraying George Lucas by continuously weakening his product due to egotistical decisions

"Just becareful not to barrel your potential into mechanical energy" - Eddie Griffin, Aug. 17, 2007

"You're holding on but letting go,

Tres Generaciones is usually why there is a damn shootout...

"Hey Walt, what's black and white and red all over?"

Charles Whitman is the best white shooter in the UT-A

Arguing and shooting leads to open soul singer

And there was also no reason for Andrea Yates to lower five.

"Happy 2006 everyone!" - Dean Smith

Drowning Pool and a cock or two is why I no longer go to UFC fight parties

And like Phil Collins, seperate, the teammates are fingers that can easily be broken; together they are a mangled mess of a fist.

"Honey, do you have a problem if I get some on the side? Speak now or forever hold your peace" - John Edwards

Meanwhile, the AABA player's association would like to roll back the minimum-skin tone to slightly off-white

"You Raise Me Up' also makes us cry" - Unnamed Cromartie kids 6-9

Much funnier than when a young Ron Artest called post-rocket show pretending to be Christa McAuliffe

"Welcome to Oakland, bitch" - closing arguments made by Johannes Mehserle's defense attorney

"Let me see that Tong" - International Herald Tribune