"Don't be mad once you see that he want it, If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it " - Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb following the Eagles MNF win

"...I don't feel we owe anybody anything monetarily," - Hank Steinbrenner, Yankee c0-chairman and apparent bodega owner

This chart certainly shows anyone can beat anyone when it comes to the NFL...except on bye weeks when only you beat yourself.

A fox hasn't turned a phrase prior to this since The Wheel went to computerized letters.

Not Last Night's Winner: The memory on Tony Parker's cell phone

Commentators would later call him de-star after using his famous "In Soviet Russia" jokes during interviews.

"Pardon me Madam but this was not the Holiday Slam I ordered,"

Mayor Cornett's response?...

John Amaechi wishes more NBA players took to wearing his arabian goggles.

And while the phrase 'I wish I had a better option in the pocket' was used by both, neither had a clue what the other was talking about.

The International Art of Clapping is the real reason Asian countries have attempted to ban Paris Hilton

Pictured: Two people whose stock fell after a NY trade

Cowboys, Pepsi, Jesus...Name three things that are killed by the competition

I didn't know you could receive that much unnecessary contact in Dallas without be an opposing WR

A group of people who suddenly rep San Francisco gang up on an individual?...[spoiler] Puck gets evicted [/spoiler]

John Gruden thinks the 4'8'' Danny Woodhead better represents hope to kids.

Hey Easterbrook, nothing will change about Favre's legacy when his legacy is all about coming up short

"Kevin Garnett, what is your favorite word?"

Dear Jason, is Nate Davis's playbook written out like the Daily Jumble?

...full of sound, signifying nothing.