John Odom doesn't think these bat exchanges ended all that badly.

And like most women, it took her over 15 minutes and 8 attempts to park the car in there.

"We didn't land on Brett's cock; Brett's cock landed on us" - AJ

"She's cute but she's about to get choked" - Casey Anthony

Can you hear her screams now? Good

The blog Heading Home with Lenny Dykstra went live recently on the bathroom wall of a local truckstop

Pi Alpha Omicron was only there because Pi Beta Phi was banned for excessive celebration too

So how will the Pope be able to dismiss this Padre raping of the ear?

Joey Crawford also makes it publically known where he will be officiating out of appeasement to Megan's Law

What shall now be known as the Solo Tackle Defense

Guys, this is how you end up on Sportsnation NOT Sportscenter

Coming to a GILF near you: Big Ben, masturbating madly....no seriously, that guy has a fucking problem.

If a Maryland student falls in College Park and nobody gets to see or hear it, does it make a sound?

Still better than most of the plays in last night's championship game.

Careful Josh, Henry Bibby tried to hug on Mike too and look how long they didn't get along.

Rangers management became suspicious when Washington started pacing the dugout shouting "I'm Tim Raines bitch!"

I can't wait for Tyson to proclaim to his opponents that he "is gonna eat their children" and then cut scene to Mike's enjoying a nice Denver omelette.

Peter King also blames the O.J. Murder Trial for killing all hopes of Naked Gun 444 1/4

How could a Saints fan forget his 'F' after collecting so many in school?

And once again, Big Ben will lean on his defense to get him out of a troubling performance.