Hold on a second there, LADIES.

I'm from Canada and I've NEVER met someone who doesn't know what a burrito or tortilla is. America is right beside Mexico!!!

What about the mermens? This is mersandry.

I wasn't necessarily suggesting it, but I'm also not not suggesting it. It could never possibly be worse than the original.

Are you suggesting a 2016 Alf reboot starring a gay alien? Because I'd watch the hell out of that.

Pogs are back? Is Alf back, in pog form?

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

"People of color and of gay,"

As one of your Canadian neighbours, I don't know why you people harbour such ill feelings toward British spelling. Sorry if I sound humourless, but I think one day you'll wake up and recognise that you don't have a licence to tell everyone else how they should spell. The different spellings are just historical…

Consent is a simple word that overlooks so much. When a parent asks their kid whether they want to have sex, does the answer matter? Isn't the question wherein the wrong lies?

Right, but he just tried to explain orally. Did he use diagrams? Did you he use telepathy to implant the knowledge directly into the customer's brain? Did he even TRY and invent a time machine and go back in time to a period where the customer was able to learn more and explain it to her then??? Talk about bad service.

The stories here are great but, I'm not going to lie, my favourite part was the "Part One" in the title.

I don't know if it's the biggest whopper, but it's definitely the most entertaining one.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

It is disturbing to be the amount of mental logistics people will go through to try to imply that these women weren't killed for being educated women. This is what happens when we condone a society that devalues women and mocks those that attempt to make changes.

Who runs the world? GOURDS.

There is another possibility, there is poop on your thong because someone else put it there.