Don't forget the Chapstick

Ah, good. so you just like making asesments based on other peoples opinions and/or having your friend taking the risk of potentially purchasing a maybe crappy (but possibly great) game.

How do you know a game sucks without playing it?

True, they won't miss my 60 dollars. Will I feel awful because I didn't pick up their super special pre-order bonus? No. Will I lose sleep because I've been waiting for this game for so long and chose not to get it? Nope.

You're missing the point. This isn't some starving indie company. This is Square-Enix, a multi-million dollar company that decided to restrict content because it wants to see the numbers. I've never pre-ordered a game and I don't plan to anytime soon.

This isn't Kickstarter.

After Mulan's "Be a man", I think this is the second catchiest disney song ever.

Yeah, I was gonna buy an iPod touch for my daughter, but i think this is a better deal.

Sweet Jesus. A fate worse than death.

Holy Shit, I use a similar, cleverly worded item.