You can afford it if you choose to live somewhere outside of NYC.

I love your screen name. Also: "LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS!!!"

I'm not poor but I still like to budget my money so when I am actually on my own I have some semblance of an idea. My state sales tax is 10% which makes everything easy to calculate. I try to have a budget of $20/week for food, and I will walk through my grocery store calculating everything up on my phone and before I…

I went a few months ago and found tons of stuff for under $15. Last year around Easter I went there to find a dress suitable for my first church visit in years, and lo and behold I ended up buying two incredibly cute dresses for $4 (!!!!!!!) a piece. And 3 pairs of flip flops for $5, hah.

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Boobs Song was fantastic. I will defend it to the death!!!!!1!11

Yeah cuz one stupid, hilarious song will totes turn him into momma's little sexist!

I vote for either Idris Elba (OBVIOUSLY), or Nathan Stewart-Jarrett.

TESTING. I graduated from high school in 2010, and my school would make students to "test prepping" during classes like, P.E., art, other "non-important" classes. They even created classes for the state testing. In fact, they forced me to take two of those stupid classes because there were hardly any electives…

Because no one ever does dumb shit when they're young.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my throbbing erection.

William definitely peaked. Harry has always been my favorite. He seems like he'd be tons of fun.

It wouldn't be so bad if she had began her career as this "character". She hopped on this Barbie shit when she signed with Li'l Wayne.

Lol, so Minaj gained weight, yet has stayed the same size all over her body except for her ass? I can't stand her wannabe white ass, nor can I stand her shitty music.

I've always wondered where people store weave. Is it put in a drawer? Hung on a rack?

Yes.

Huzzah! I love Seth, Family Guy not so much, but Seth is awesome.

Something called hypocrisy, or maybe even his latent homophobia?

How far along is she? She has seemed to gain 30 lbs already. I know this is gonna come off wrong, but she's gonna blow up by the end of her pregnancy. Just like Jessica Simpson. As long as she's happy, who cares. Just an observation.

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