Excuse me, but FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! All spiders deserve fiery deaths.

Actually his eyes are the same color. One of his pupils is permanently dilated from a punch to the eye in his youth.

I have short arms (I'm 5'3), and I am able to reach my ass and lotion it up when necessary. It requires little flexibility.

Someone should get Chris Brown on the phone.

Is it right under the part that says the people's right to own 1000 round clips trump the people's right to live without bullet-riddled bodies?

I watched this on Youtube, where THANKFULLY there was a cute sleepy kitten cat video in the suggestions, which I really needed after reading this and watching the video.

First off, thanks for your reply. I am so sorry for what you went through. I put delivery in quotes because I honestly wasn't sure if it was still considered a delivery. I also forgot to include that the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and he suffocated. The doctors told my parents that if he hadn't passed,…

I've used Garnier in the past and loved it. A friend of mine loved her hair after using Olia.

I'd always known my mom had a still born (she carried to full term). Lately, I've been curious about what happened to my older brother and how every thing took place. My mom has always been open about him when I'd ask questions when I was younger. She told me that they knew he'd died and still kept her awake while…

It'd either be MovieStar Cherokee (I was 4, and I wanted to be an actress, and the fish was this beautiful pearlescent color that somehow reminded me of Hollywood), or Star Cherokee for a more formal, distinguished porn star name.

This super liberal Alabamian says FUCK YOU right back.

Ditto! Another very inaccurate stereotype people believe about Alabama.

This girl born and raised in Birmingham (though I get asked a lot if I'm from around here because of my non-Southern accent) gives you SNAPS. I'd also like to point out that my city is nothing like what outsiders believe it to be. Especially in Southside and Highland Park areas. There are a lot of progressives here.…

Oh for fuck's sake.

I know we're supposed to hate him, but dear God, he is so fucking hot.

But what if I couldn't give less of a fuck about either one of those things? Whatever shall I do?

Is this where I complain how Beyonce isn't black enough?

My mom is fully black and she sometimes get confused for being a white woman. Funnily enough, I used to get asked if I were adopted because my mom is so pale, while I'm definitely not. Anyway, is she not black enough for you? She was made fun in the 70s because her hair would never grow into an afro. During college…