The stresses put on a tire on the salt flat are completely different to stresses put on tires on asphalt.

Might want to, ahem, check under the hood first.

Pretty sure that's a dude...

Screw you, Vampire Weekend.

How exactly did they miss seeing a bright blue smurf car?

Just wait until it gets keyed the first time he takes it out...

Perfect response.

We've all seen the Atom reviewed before. Why exactly would we pitch in to buy you, a person with no professional driving, videography, or car reviewing experience, a $65,000 car? You also seem to have difficulty writing. There are many Atom reviews out there, I don't think that buying some 15 year-old an Atom just…

I'd like to imagine it was the red 2-dr Datsun 510 with gold wheels but it was more than likely the 1985ish Toyota Van (what with three other kids to drag around).

No.

Pun?

Uh huh.

True, but the extra .3 of a second to 60 isn't where the R8 was catching up. The Diavel was losing out in top end where aero and extra power would keep the Panigale in the game.

That's fantastic.

This is pointless. If they're going to use the fastest Audi (minus the lightweight one), why would they not use the fastest Ducati? The Panigale has 32 more hp and weighs 41 pounds less. The Diavel is marketed as cruiser aimed at the Harley market, it isn't Ducati's superbike.

So you don't have a drivers license but want to do a test drive. Interesting.

Yes, there are some very good stories on here and good examples of journalism. I enjoyed the expose on Super Replicas and commented saying as much.

"Is Jalopnik kindergarten material?" - Yes. That's why I go to news sites with journalists for my news and come to Jalopnik to learn what kind of car is coming out tomorrow.

You must not follow a lot of news.