Ah yes, who remembers having to reach behind the TV and change the switch everytime you wanted to play some Atari?

If I’m not a chef am I not allowed to complain about a pudding that tastes like shit?

As an Android user, I am bitter bitter bitter. You can all sink right into the ocean.

I’d say my definition is spot on.

Wait, is this surprising? It’s like saying, “Now that prisoners have the ability to leave, they are.”

So refunds were almost impossible before, and now they are possible. No shit the “statistics” are going show an uptick when you compare now to then. Buyers can now do a thing they couldn't, the statistics show them doing that thing

Yeah, if he really thought that would make us stop laughing, he severely overestimated the maturity level of the people who are going to click through and read an article with “dirty words” and “video game text fields” in the title. :D

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

Atleast they censored guts and stuff too, USA would have only censored sex and replaced it with guts.

While PC hardware may become outdated in a relatively short time span, console hardware, in comparison, is outdated before it ever even releases. Not every PC gamer is a “tech-head braggart.” We just like to have hardware that can actually perform to the standards of today, not two years ago. Take your ‘tude elsewhere…

CD Projekt Red make me throw my panties at the screen in adoration. Man, what a dev!

I’m glad this game is out. Not because I’ve been looking forward to play it but because I’m still looking forward to Cyberpunk 2077.

Just when I think I’m out.

I have a better one for you.

First time I get to use this in response.

If by 3, they mean 6 then no this is accurate.

Gotta say, I find the original illustration way more intense than the new one. New one looks like a bored mannequin kicking someone in their sleep.

I started getting flashbacks.

Sorry, Luke, I don't give a shit if this guy is a "die-hard RPG fanatic." XIII was not terrible, it wasn't even bad, it was one of my favorite games ever made. I'm so sick of this bullshit. Let's see what he has to say. I can promise you that it's not even close to the intelligence shown in the Star Wars reviews. …