Will we get a remaster of these?

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

Prominent? Almost no one knows who this guy is.

Fine. Do so first right off that Florida coast at Palm Beach—where lying ignorant man-baby’s Mar-a-Lago Club is located. Make sure when the Sun rises, the drilling platform’s shadow envelopes the club.

Yoko Taro is Japanese, “automata” is not a Japanese word, the way he pronounces it isn’t really “canon.”

So if NOAA tweets a picture of polar sea ice from winter 1986 compared to polar sea ice from winter 2016, NOAA should be prohibited from using Twitter. Comparing conditions from two similar events is a partisan opinion. How about when the monthly labor report comes out and, say, the Labor Department tweets the…

THE BIRD IN THE NORTH!!

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

This movie was dumb as shit but I enjoyed it anyway.

This chunk of one of the later levels calls back to MAP07 (Dead Simple) from Doom 2, complete with mancubi spawning on the four podiums.

As someone who is cracking at such a young age as a white hat, helping companies to fix their security issues, he is allowed to be cocky.

Fuck cancer

You must be new Shane. What you’re looking for is Kotaku Core:

Energy companies putting hard earned money to work lining politicians pockets to make sure they are left alone. This is called small government, no corporate oversight but lot’s of personal freedoms invaded.

first of all this is an Atari Jaguar..................

Man, when they find out that their password’s been plastered all over the internet, that hand is gonna be pissed.

You can vote with your wallets all you want, but that’s not going to fix what’s happened, bring Kojima and Konami back together or undo what’s happened.

I like to see it as giving credit where it’s due: buying a Hideo Kojima game, made by Kojima Studios. That’s what I’m paying for right now, and if Konami decides to…

“light up bowls”...Jason is clearly out of his depth on this one. What, does Kotaku not have a resident pot head to write articles like this?

Even bad games can be fun to watch speedruns of. In fact, Rise of Lyric is an entertaining speedrun BECAUSE its so badly made, so it allows a lot of glitches.