Texus? Really? You're gonna go there?

Except in a mentally retarded kinda way.

That straight 6 just sounds so intoxicatingly fucking orgasmically AMAZING!

There you go. Simple, yet elegant with no bullshit extra options. My only thing is that since I do live in Colorado, All Seasons/ Winter tires would be preferred in late January. As an added bonus, my birthday is in late January!

I'll just leave this here.

And guess what? He wants manuals, too. "There are just some things you need to have," and a proper stick shift is one. There isn't one on the Q50 at the moment, but it sounds like adding a manual option to future cars is a priority.

Its not more fun to them. Most people who drive auto these (and that's a huge percentage in murica) days just willingly choose to use their phones, do makeup, jerk off ect behind the wheel. Most of the time these people just haven't learned to drive manual and are shittier drivers because they'd rather use their free…

Boooooo! Now that's all the damn stingrays I'm gonna be swing on the roads now. And the worst part, that many more lazy fat balding middle aged men will be what steps out every single time.

How all minivans should end up imo.

If only they weren't so expensive to insure. We can thank all the brotastic douche nozzles around this lovely US of A for that one...

Thank God almighty at least one thing is left right in the automotive world.

The name Cleveland alone always makes me cringe a little.

Who the fuck cares about crash/safety and emissions ratings? Why can't this be a buy at your own risk kind of deal?! This is BULLSHIT!!!!

Just take the car for a spirited drive or two, take it to an Audi or exotic dealership and take as much cash for the thing as possible. As a college student, I couldn't ever imagine actually owning that thing at this point in my life. But 10 or 15 years from now I can look into a proper R8 with a V10 and 6spd manual…

Its cool that you got a good little sports car on the cheap, but to me the Porsche Boxter will always be just a dentists/cocks car as you've probably heard many times before.

It looks like a Kia clone... and I don't mean that in a good way.

Can the moderators ban this bullshit before it starts popping up like weeds and makes me leave gawker media altogether?

I never expected the Nissan Juke and Pontiac Aztec's secret ginger child to ever escape the damn basement it was locked up in. Now this is the product we get in the light of day.

That's not what's hurtful. What makes it hurtful is that the baby is considered to be that fat ginger step sister that nobody really talks to, and is that one that makes the holidays that much more awkward for the family every year. Yeah, its that hideous.

Is it just me, or does that look like the Nissan Juke and Pontiac Aztec had a baby?