His shirt says "just ain't care" but his body language says "I care so hard"

So what we can take away from this list is that hipsters have pretty good taste in cars.

If only there were roads without civilians in the way. A place where people could drive fast and easily compare their lap times.

Morgan 3 wheeler!

Your not the only one... ..though I suspect you knew that already.

Hm. You make a good point. I shouldn't forget that Toyota through all this time started a RWD sports car platform, a top-dollar Le Mans prototype team (probably around the budget of an F1 venture), a Lexus supercar, a not-cheap-to-develop international Smart rival, and probably a few other niche programs I'm not…

Your words of reason will be largely ignored by the masses who will now post stuff about how the Mazda 3 is better, how Corolla drivers are the scum of the Earth, how the Corolla isn't actually reliable or that you're a dumbass for defending the Corolla.

The Citroen 2CV:
It's French
Slow
Utilitarian
Slow
Quirky
Obscure
Hipster Dreamobile

Didn't someone say the answer is always 'Miata'?

Moving with the times? Nevarrrrrr!!

Lol I didn't see this but I couldn't beat that anyway.

I'll always stand behind this one:

Lotus Elan. Just a lovely little roadster with the coolest twist-up headlights you ever saw.

Why is this even being discussed?

I prefer the Peugeot 504 and 505 taxis.

I'm assuming you realize that your bike is the equivalent of a 1988 Chrysler Omni with a missing window, stolen stereo, broken third gear, four drum brakes and two wheels falling off, so I'll refrain from commenting on your review of your ride. You know it would have been less life-shortening had you ridden a…

Anthony Ffrench-Constant!