I’m surprised you were able to type that, usually handling Elon’s cock and balls is a two-handed job

I was visiting a very nice woman that night. A multi-vehicle accident that took out her car too ruined the evening.

This is all the car 70% of the population would ever need. Myself included. We may WANT M-cars and AMGs and huge stupid trucks, but we certainly don’t need them.

I was 5 in 1989 so I have more buying power now. 

This constant emphasis on safety is taking all the fun out of cars.

Woops, thanks for catching. Fixing.

This one is easy. Cars are lasting longer, and more expensive to buy, so people buy less often. Unless you absolutely have to have the newest safety features, a 10 year old car is going to have the same features as a brand new car.

“Well shoot. I kinda want to see it, but I ain’t seen the 65 movies comin’ before.”

Correct. My A110 has keyless entry like most modern cars, and once inside, all I do is hit the starter, they key stays in my pocket.

On a current Ford Mustang lookalike model, there is a touch screen in the dash to control performance settings—traction control and stability control being two of them.

Had this in my head the whole time:

The on-ramp to a bridge I commute over has two lanes that merge into a single lane, but where my jurisdiction would typically have signs indicating that the right lane should merge left, this one has both lanes merging into the center with only a “MERGE” sign. And (almost) everyone very naturally falls into a zipper…

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

Don’t be so hard on Raph. He’s obviously upset.

If I could, eventually. TVR Sagaris. The suicide girl of the automotive world.

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

I like BBT. It doesn’t offend me because I don’t identify with any of these characters. I’m a nerd, I love comics and sci-fi and have engaged in conversations like the Frozen one with friends. But I’m not a scientist in the academic world. I’m not an engineer who’s worked with NASA. I’m not a chemist or rep for a…

One thing a solid argument always contains is the phrase “butt-hurt”

I’m glad you explained what competitive parking was, because I seriously envisioned: “That’s a pretty good parking job, between the lines on the sides, looks level, front is close to line, but not over, but you’ve got 12.6 feet on the left, and 12.7 on the right. Watch a professional work, junior!”