Alternate headline: "Holy Fuckshit, This Fucking Landslide Is Fucking Intense"

I love being 5-7.

Needs moar Cobra Vic. Real 32V Cobra Engine, 6-speed Manual, LSD, Cage.

Because what could possibly go wrong?

WINDSHIELD WIPERS!?

I have an idea! How about using knobs and buttons of various shapes and sizes so you can tell what you're touching without looking at it all together? Off to the patent office!

Karl!

I feel it's less about what you do TO it, but what you do WITH it. And the best thing I can think of is taking it for a road trip. Boring cars are usually pretty fuel-friendly, which increases your range while on a gas budget. They're usually no featherweight, and soft suspensions that offer no feel of the road;…

I swear to god I'd drive a fucking smartcar or prius or a fucking yugo if it had a filter on the windshield that made everything look like tron.