All that silver paint, going to waste...

Oh god, those things. I think it'd be quite pleasant breaking down in one of those actually, since you'd have an excuse to get out and walk.

FWD is only really any use for light goods on delivery vans. If you don't need the traction of RWD, but might need extra space for cargo, the FWD versions usually have a lower floor in the back thanks to lack of RWD drivetrain.

EcoBoost is just Ford marketing-speak for "turbocharged", so sticking the tag on an already-turbo'd diesel is fairly redundant. It'd just be a badge.