It depends why one plays online. Having a happy life outside of video games, I play to have fun, not to win. Repeating the same stupid moves over and over again just to win sounds boring to me, just like cheating to win with a hack

It’s all just rock-paper-scissors people! If your opponent always chooses rock and you can’t switch from scissors to paper, there’s something wrong with you!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The energy output blows my mind. I can barely manage to give enough of a shit to be with one person. Multiple people? You can’t be serious.

Yeah, just reading the letter was exhausting for me. Truth be told, I wish I could figure out how to have a three-fourths of a significant other.

Fucking hell Polyamory hurts my head every time I read about it...

I think it’s because it is often (but not always) directed to the problems that face “nerdy” or “gamers” people. Like if I should take my long distance WoW relationship to the next level? Does my FFXIV girlfriend really exist? Do I come across as a creepy dude if I ask out the girl at the game store? What is a vagina…

24 and 21 is considered a concerning age gap to some people? Holy moly.

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

In Russia, you dream to have model ride bear-back, in America you dream to ride bare-back on model!

I like how Gawker’s sourcing their content from what I take to be 10th graders. I give your essay a C+, now off to Algebra II.

And if I say “Jared,” you think “Formerly Fat Subway Jared.”

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

Three things.

The Atom helped him harvest them, apparently.

You left off another reason he has worn Power Armor: For the Emperor!

It’s there for a reason people.

It’s better than playing the speeder bike co-op.

(note: We’d always eventually play without friendly fire, and get pretty far in the game)

I think that goes way beyond trolling. In fact, I think people are making a case to file it under terrorism.

Get over him!