“Better a dick with a cyborg eye than a cyborg with a dick eye.”
-Confucius, probably.

dear god, does anyone actually leave public voice chat on? fuck that, I chat with my buddies if we’re in the same room, otherwise MUTE ALL motherfuckers.

Ah, I just remembered another great one. It isn’t mine, but I remember it from an old EGM letters column. Somebody wrote in to say that they had hooked up their Xbox mic to their stereo so they could play music over voice chat in Halo 2. They would play the entire match with the Vengaboys’ “We Like to Party” playing…

Yeah, but it sucks in particular when you see it in an arena where a) people all have something in common (like they love the same game) and b) everyone is doing something that’s supposed to be fun. I mean, fire a game up, it should be fun time for all. As someone who likes games, I want as many people playing as…

The Xbox Live community is the worst troll I’ve dealt with.

My friend’s cat. He knocks over everyone’s cups all the time and he knows he’s doing it.

I have no troll stories because I either mute my contacts or play Nintendo consoles.

Agreed. There is a reason where the few occasions people deem it okay to give cash (graduations, weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs) are so beloved by the recipients of the gifts...because everyone likes getting money. Sure, get something small and personal as a token with it if you want, but the cash says “I know you…

This exact reason is why I give cash (now that I have cash to give).

Agreed. Perhaps the baby objects to the written examinations that follow each book?

If anyone who knows them is reading this, might I suggest a gift for future birthdays:

Your points are valid, but as a parent, I can attest to the fact that you are gifted So. Much. Useless. Shit. Particularly from well-meaning older folks. I’d guess that this was directed at Grandparents, Aunts & Uncles, etc. who are so far removed from baby rearing, that they panic and get the first thing they see in…

Cheerio.

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

Wasn't Smallville like, 10 seasons of just Clark Kent?

On the subject of the hatred of Superman, well, it's not really that surprising is it?

To be fair, nobody did anything in that trailer...

It's a new era! Batman kills. Superman doesn't save. *Inception boom*

They're too old for this sort of thing.

That's exactly what I thought, I'm done. Gonna go play some Mario, I'm too old for this shit.