Well, no. PC gaming can get pretty expensive. I'm a little out of the loop, but you can spend a couple grand on a current machine and have it go obsolete in two years. Compare that to a 5-8 year console at $400, and the console is the clear choice for anyone who's not obsessed with the latest and greatest. I don't…

Nice idea, but I think the limitation is the hardware, not the software. Multiplatform titles often do have slight differences between versions - slightly better resolution here, better framerate there. The game developers are able to optimize their work to a specific system, but a universal format would have to…

I'd buy Bayonetta 2. But I'm not going to buy a Wii U to play it.

I'm not in the know, but intrigued. How does "chat restriction" work? Are you limited to a dropdown menu for communications? Is your mike muted? Do they send your aunt to your house with a rolled up newspaper?

My bet is that this is in earnest. The text quoted in this article does not seem sarcastic - that's exactly the kind of thing I would expect to hear from an evangelical stay-at-home Mom. It's a little hackneyed and not at all true to the source material, but good on her to devote that kind of time and effort to…

Or steal someone else's logo. And then ravage their wench.

It kind of looks like an owl descending on prey to me. Wings, big ears, talons.

I didn't watch the video. I'm more or less limited to text interaction at the moment. I'm shocked that it tastes good. Now I want to try it.

This is a fun concept, but there's several reasons it's not a menu item. Above all else, it probably wouldn't taste very good. Dishes are created with an eye toward complimentary flavors. Just throwing everything on the plate doesn't take that into account at all.

I think this article goes too far down the rabbit hole. Like, farther than the rabbit went. "Long ago and far away" is a disclaimer to allow suspension of disbelief. Incidental crossovers in popular franchises are just shows of respect to genre-defining movies. I highly doubt George Lucas has a firm concept of…

I have an R2 unit on my bookshelf. Clearly that makes Star Wars part of the Milky Way canon.

You don't have an iToaster yet? To the Apple store!

I always get excited about retro collections, but I'm always disappointed when I pick them up. Most of them do not age well at all, and I find my time would have been better spent on something more current.

You've got a contradiction there. In the top paragraph you're telling men to look to the past and to the animal kingdom to cue their advances. Further down you're telling them to be mansome. Those scenarios are practically diametrically opposed.

How about a boombox? It works in the movies.

Female isn't a race, it's a gender. Her race would be white/black/asian/latina/etc. Her species is presumably human.

The satire is incredible, but in reality I doubt the 15-year-old GamePro reader from Georgia would be that keen. More likely the model was doing a mental eye-roll while he was stuttering and trying to hide an erection.

Were you on a broadband connection or dialup? It may have been the creepy girl trying to infiltrate through your computer screen, but the connection wasn't fast enough for her to manifest.

Is it familiarity, of desensitization? Violence is so ubiquitous that it requires a really special effort to freak people out now.

The horror from "Audition" is supposed to come from the reality. The killer isn't a supernatural entity that cannot exist in reality - it's a psychotic girl capable of very nasty things with no concept of right or wrong. A ghost dragging me down a hallway could not happen. An unhinged teenage sociopath sawing my…