My favorite quote about Australia comes from Terry Pratchett's The Last Continent, and it's so good I'm going to go find the book and take the time to re-type it here. Death (yes, that Death) is in his infinitely-huge library with his manservant Albert, pondering FourEcks, the continent parody of Australia.

Track: Teardrop | Artist: Massive Attack | Album: Mezzanine

Products get renamed from something accurate but unappealing-sounding...to a complete nonsense name that sounds better