Things were a lot simpler in the Summer of ‘69.

This doesn’t seem kosher.

It looks cuke.

Presumably he does whatever a pickle can?

If there is not a scene of the old man repeatedly riding the racer and being in the car that finishes second every time, this movie squandered a perfect metaphor

Please tell me this was filmed at Kennywood.

ARE YA READY FOR SOME MEATBALL

Boom, roasted.

If you don't like The Office, I think you should take your comments, turn around, and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I still think Seinfeld did it better

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Mommy, can I go out and see this film tonight?

As a life long Rush fan, this is going to be crippling, and will take a while to process. But to tell a little story, I owe my dad’s life to Neil Peart. When my mom decided she was done with chemo and was ready to go, my father confided in me that he would likely kill himself when she was gone.  Both of us are…

You’d have to be high as a kite to even think this concept could work on film.  “High” art, indeed.

The Wicker Cat

My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…

The giver was my father, not me, but this is still a great story.

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into someone else’s problem while depriving your soil of the nutrients it needs to prevent you having to go out and spend good money on artificial fertilizer. The electric ones are only 18-25% less terrible,…

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into…