Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game”

Oddly, or maybe not all that odd, I feel almost zero excitement for this film. I only feel a vaguely grudging obligation that we are all being required to go.

I listened so you don’t have to - and he didn’t say ‘hoser’

I believe he can lie.

I love Patrick Beverly. Many don’t know this, but he’s also an outstanding one-on-one player. Last offseason, he played for 5 hours against George Hill of the Bucks and beat him by 892 points. It’s all on youtube if you want to check it out, just search for ‘Beverly Hill’s 902-10'

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

That’s awful, I’m a huge fan of his books but now they’re going in the trash.