Isn’t that lazy sports columnist totes gross?!? Btw check out this guy that jumped off a bridge and died. So epic! http://deadspin.com/old-man-jumps-…

It’s so sad this has stars. I guess it’s fun to spread false rumors for the sake of clicks or trolling.

This is the best day of my life.

Do you guys have some focus group results that suggests people outside your office care as much about Bill Simmons as you all apparently do?

I think it’s pretty well known that rape has been used as a tool of war since there have been war on this planet.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Agree with all of the above, except for gay rights. See also: Reagan.

You will never ever hear me siding on the team that wants to make life harder for sexual assault victims. So in that interest, I have a question that may not have an answer: is the trauma reinvigorated with male nudity? Not the assailant’s nudity, just general male nudity?

Or perhaps maybe it was synced up and the fans aren't paying attention.

A circle within a what?

Dear God, man. The burr in your saddle over MLS is pathetic. MLS eminently watchable and enjoyable and the stadium experience is superb (good food, wide seats, clean restrooms, and safe for kids- all unavailable anywhere in the EPL, for one). Beckham is not the analog for Ronaldo- Keane is. When Beckham arrived he…

Bananas as phones? Hilarious!

We still jail people and expect them to be rehabilitated when they are released.

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

Hey remember that one time Tim Marchman thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony and made all those other mistakes and then never owned up to them? Because all of us do!

He might not be J. Cole, but is he Greg Anthony?

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”