When my mother bought her 50th birthday Saab 900, she gave me her 1981 Datsun 210. A month later, I got my career job, so I used it to commute. I think that’s the only 210 in America that was regularly driven by a person wearing a suit and tie.

Can’t pay attention to the content of the article — distracted by the cute dog.

Out of respect, Max decided not to poop on this particularly beautiful classic car.

Really wish you’d stop doing those dumb post titles and weirdshit dialogue in general.

I doubt these thieves are morons. You don’t jump into a rare 911 unless you know what you are doing. You only know what you are doing by not getting caught for some time.

Gettin geeky with it NA NA NA NA NANA,NA

See, now this is why I come to Jalopnik. Thanks for the random car info!

A kid in high school, who was roughly 6’6” and 350 pounds, used to drive a CRX. He sat almost literally in the back seat. One night, he was driving home, fell asleep, hit an embankment head on, flipped the car end-over-end, woke up a few hours later with the engine in the passenger seat, then walked five miles home.

I would have said “glory hole” before jellyfish.

It makes heads turn to find the nearest barf bag.

Oh is that an original Fiat Panda dashboard I see??

I win.

My kids wouldn’t have a problem with that.

Please Redneck

Fuck you. Immigrants, legal and not, keep this state running and put in way more than they take. Why don’t you read something that isn't racist propaganda.

Frustratingly indeed.

just an adult talking like an immature baby, and immature commentators commenting like immature babies (I’m one too...) so, sorry European-ish person.

This really was a great post. Your writing is getting really damn funny.

Pretty sure thats a lambo bro.

Is this a serious question?