I thought they were 2 liters and not 1.6, but do they really make 300+ hp out of that?!

I don't have the balls to vote since I'm not from the US. I'm afraid some FBI guys knock on my door and start asking uncomfortable questions.

I buy CD's :/

Such as? Honestly can't think of any example!

Dude okay but my family has owned several 9s and 11s and they were always great cars.

Those Renaults were great cars, though. (At least in Europe. I don't know what they did to them in NA).

Because it's a huge contrast one might not expect!

Things I wonder:

I don't know what would I spec if I was to actually buy. A few details that are likely: C2S with standard rims, Burmester, black headlights, sport seats plus, carbon fiber interior package. Manual or PDK depending on intended use and other cars I might have.

That Mazda has the same torque, that's quite a massive lol.

And then there's the "Rallye" version. About 30k cars built. 1124cc bored out to 1.3 liters, twin carburetors, 103hp, just under 1700 lbs (770 kg). As fast as the GTI, but more of a raw machine.

Yeah man, my grandfather had one and it stood up to years and years of rural abuse. The thing never dies.

I'm one of those people. And I don't even care how good they are now, or reliable. They seem so fake and corny to me, plus in my mind their brand image sucks.

Why do you keep caring about the mini? Unpractical car looking the same since '01, supposed to be original but really soooo typical and ugly.

I don't think I'd see myself in such a heavy, totally unnecesary luxury item. The fact that I'm not really wasting money at all, is nice though.

Suzuki Swift here in europe. Great car outside motorway/freeway. Reliable as fuck.

And that's just the base 245 hp model. The 987 Cayman S with 295 hp and a 6 manual, that's the one.

The meme "actually I'm not even mad, that's amazing" fits here.

You hear that, [Insert performance car maker here]?

Me, before I looked at the author of the article: "So much stupid shit, this must've been written by that Demuro".