Is it Better than Ezra?

Starring Tilda Swinton as Ezra Miller.

Can’t wait for-- no, dread,  the biopic: We Need to Talk About Ezra.

Didn’t you read the article? People are already worshipping its action figures on an altar. Of course it’s fucking good!

Some people like their epic dramas to be a little visceral and bloody, some people like something a bit more PG. There’s room for both.

This guy really is as dumb as a bag of hammers, which is why he’s so appealing to your average GOP voter. 

Obstruction of Justice and Espionage are “mundane?”

the Espionage Act is a “mundane statute.” LMFAO

This is the best argument in favor of infinite copyright that I’ve ever seen.

I think you’ll find its actually New York Sitt-eyhh

• “I will take a shit if I want to take a shit! Stop trying to water down my brand!”

Nah...he’s a douchebag.

Lars Von Trier made me break up with myself. It was pretty bad.

Not a bad movie, but you generally should not take a girl out on a date to a movie that features sexual assault and torture. Just sayin’.

Speaking of Cronenberg, one time I watched Videodrome with a girl I had just started dating and... I probably should’ve foreseen that it wasn’t a good idea.

I took a guy I had been seeing for about 6 weeks to see Seven. He broke up with me the next day.

David Cronenberg’s remake of THE FLY?

Talk about a relationship that goes very, very sour . . ..

So messed up, but still hilarious.

Troll 2: The Eating Scene. I guess technically he's not dying, but it is a death scene, and I'll be damned if it wasn't funny.