99telepodproblems
99TelepodProblems
99telepodproblems

The show is excellent in making mundane, process-oriented behavior cinematically epic.

Trying to decide which show is better is just about the least interesting approach to both shows.

Make America Grain Alcohol

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

My love for either show is not strictly monogamous.

It works so well when it does happen because they keep it on very short supply. It’s like not showing any blood or even anything red in a horror movie until the first big kill happens. When it hits, it’s just that much more effective. Jimmy and Kim have been in this relationship for a while now, and only occasionally

No shit. Push me up against the wall like that, brilliant blue-eyed lawyer woman who sneaks cigarettes and suddenly develops a passion for running scams.

Also yeti pubes are a problem in that tight Batsuit.

I mean we’ve already seen the Joker’s boner so it’s only fair that we see Batman’s.

I can’t decide whether Canonical Penis is a great band name or a horrible band name.

Real missed opportunity by not making it look like Toad.

I’m not surprised Batman is right-leaning.

The captions said it was Burl Ives.

It sounded more like Burl Ives to me.

When the DA describes Jimmy as a “scumbag disbarred lawyer who peddles drop phones to criminals,” Kim recoils at first. But as she leaves, and in all the following scenes, you can see in her face a realization: so gradually she hadn’t noticed it, it’s come to describe Jimmy to a tee. There’s no coming back from this.

That X-Files episode with Tom Noonan as a child-murderer?

“Hey, I’m a weird little freak too! She’ll love me! I should totally mail her those pictures I drew of her as naked Sailor Mars!”