Let this be a lesson to fancy boy Justin Trudeau: negging is the best.

And there’s not a goddamned thing holding Kim to actually follow any of this. He could just as easily do the usual North Korea act tomorrow- now that he’s got what he wants, start rattling sabers and accusing the west of being aggressors and all. The same as they’ve done for seven decades. And what we end up with is…

Nothing happened. They signed a symbolic piece of paper on which the US got effectively nothing and a murderous dictator became a legitimate world leader.

It’s actually worse, because if you talk to anyone who’s escaped NK, the overwhelming majority of the country knows Kim’s cult of personality is bullshit and knows what’s up. They’re just terrified to step out of line because in North Korea, that’s how you end up disappearing.

Kim will get shiploads of cash and goods for a deal that will be unverifiable. The opposite of the Iran deal.

Trump dreams of a populace that “loves” him like the North Korean people love Kim.

I submit the following summary of the events of the last week as irrefutable proof that we are all in hell and Satan has an amazingly developed sense of humor:

“Iran nuclear deal bad. My fake North Korea nuclear deal good.”

Yours is better

I was in Vietnam a couple years ago. My girlfriend and I had just arrived in Hanoi on our first day in the country. Cruising Instagram in the hotel room as we get ready for the day we notice from Bourdain’s feed that he’s staying at our hotel.

The best parts of his show were the failures. Getting his ass handed to him by a judoka, eating boar anus in the African bush. He shared his misery and took responsibility for it instead of blaming his hosts.

Yes.

He showed that adventure is still possible in so many ways.