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If you have a minute or two, read this thread. It should be fashioned into a speech and shouted from the rooftops every time these Pier 1 Nazis come around with their racist chants and stupid tiki torches.

I love how the guy on a 17 day golf vacation is telling someone else to get back to work.

Super. Lets play fast and loose with nuclear Armageddon. What could possibly go wrong?

Yep. I’m no Jim Cramer but I think this would be a great time to invest in cockroach futures.

So the Democrats and Republicans of yore are responsible for making Trump spew his macho 80s action movie bullshit?

Half of Republicans will leave it to the irradiated cockroaches to decide the planet’s ultimate fate.

lol! Sounds like a rejected Sergio Leone movie title.

They have also replaced the mirror in the master bathroom with this portrait.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

Before long all the male hosts on Fox News will just be replaced by large animatronic cocks lasciviously wagging at all their female co-hosts and correspondents.

There is nothing beneath what he and the GOP will do to eek out their ghoulish political victories and to stay in power.

lol. I essentially stole that idea from some rando on Twitter a couple hours before Chris did!

Trump could be the first teetotaler on an episode of Drunk History.

Buckle Up, Buckaroos!

Fredo Trump released emails because New York Times had them already and were about to publish.

This is one of his most powerful monologues. It is just so searing and true. On a fundamental level you realize things aren’t really going to change that much no matter who is in charge. It is all going to be a matter of who throws the most crumbs.