Definitely looks like a guy who would be secretly assembling a personal army of cybernetic soldiers in a bad 90s RoboCop mockbuster.

Yeah, like 1347-1352 , far more shitty than 2016.

Yet, Fred Durst still walks the earth.

The United States got an angry Oompa Loompa stuck up its rectum last year and doctors say it is going to be very hard to remove it until 2020.

It’s that Skin of Evil thing from ST:TNG. Feeds on all that right wing hate.

Also, if he kills Trump, Trump doesn’t pay. Just another example of Trump’s shrewd deal making acumen.

Here is another guy who also liked Christmas trees and rallies.

I think I singled this election cycle out due to the overwhelming stink of fascism that is emanating from the right this time around.

Every bit of this is absolutely on the money. I think it is one of the reasons I drink so much. Too many awful people running the game. The only way to win is to lie and cheat like them but this degrades any moral center we hope to sustain. We become hopelessly corrupted in the process and all our victories, in turn,…

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

Rule of thumb in a world where Trump is the president: anything you say satirically has a big chance of actually coming to pass.

Monday’s news cycle has yet to begin and I fear this incident won’t get the attention it deserves. In my mind, it should take the form of a headline, written in some bold, urgent font, emblazoned at the top of every conceivable piece of news media and accompanied by the 808 Mafia siren sound from Kill Bill.

Or maybe it’s time to make it. Create a modest meth empire, reel in a few million dollars in fuck you money, and go live on a pleasure barge somewhere in the South Pacific while these assholes annihilate themselves.

Are these the nuclear launch codes?

When Morgan first appeared as Negan it was electrifying but immediately devolved into caricature. The Governor, who I never liked all that much, was a far better villain because he was nuanced. Smiling sadist guy has one note so far and it’s already old.

Here’s how I, a straight man, learned to love Vice President Pence.

So the big question is: does Dr Phil ask her about this shit or what?

You know, seeing these inner conflicts on Stormfront really brings home how difficult it is to trust anyone when the Jews control everything.

Trump’s hair looks like it was raped by a bear.

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