That seagull later went on to become Miley Cyrus.

Wait, you mean attractive women can actually be intelligent, capable human beings, with the ability to hold positions of power and authority and never once have to post pictures of themselves in a thong?

The God of Tits and Wii

Nice!

This is how my Grandpa fended off the Nazis in WWII.

What if Skarsgaard is secretly a woman?

Biogenesis is pretty much the perfect thing to name your clinic if you plan for it to be ground zero in the zombie apocalypse.

Why do I get kicked out of the gym every time I whack it on the exercycle? I'm just working out.

Her boyfriend, Mike Hunt, was equally outraged over the incident.

Those are merely clouds filled with Skittles.

Cooking with Cronenberg

OK, I want to assume you are trolling, but I am not going to do that because I do know this sort of thing exists. But I have to know: how exactly were you offered a 12 year old girl? Like, does someone just bring one up to you on the street like they were selling a watch? You make it sound quite casual.

M's secretary would be Miss Threepenny.

http://youtu.be/17319047 If your curious about his process, here's an interview/behind-the-scenes video.

I am all for bottled spirits this Halloween.

To this day, the sound of a dial-up modem will give me an erection. It is total Pavlovian conditioning.

I want to jump in whichever parabox contains this universe.

Thanks, Charlie!

I wish there was a modest sized picture like this that showed you all the months. Perhaps part of the fun is not knowing exactly what you are going to get, but still if you're spending the moolah it's nice to know what you're getting.

When I want to watch sharks swimming around to trippy electronica, I prefer to listen to Apex Fin.