Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Next up: Detroit Lions.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

. . . but there are so, so many people who actually think this way. Curt is not an outlier. Even if she wins, what do we do with the tens of millions of Americans who actually subscribe to this nonsense and believe Donald Trump should be our President? I am pretty middle-of-the-road politically, registered Democrat…

But does the fish have to be in less than 3oz of water? /s

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

+1 glass of water when you have a sec.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Correction: GQ’s Drew Magary.

East Lansing District Court Judge Andrea Andrews Larkin - I hate that you made me look this up.... well done

Free throws are meant to reward the team that had the foul committed against it and to punish the team that committed the foul. It is a perversion of the purpose if it is used to punish the team that had the foul committed against it. I mean, I understand the “Well, they should shoot free throws better” and “We…

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

So it all works out. Vegans can grill food just like meat eaters and meat eaters can be just as pedantic as most vegans.

I can’t explain why but the continued use of “all takes matter” as the name of the show bothers me. It’s not terrible, it just reminds me of that friend you have who refers to Channing Tatum as Magic Mike and acts like it’s still semi-clever on the 900th time.
I mean, I do get not respecting this garbage pile, pube…

Precisely the first point that I noted.

waiters at random places, sure

I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.

*reads article*