+1 glass of water when you have a sec.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Correction: GQ’s Drew Magary.

East Lansing District Court Judge Andrea Andrews Larkin - I hate that you made me look this up.... well done

Free throws are meant to reward the team that had the foul committed against it and to punish the team that committed the foul. It is a perversion of the purpose if it is used to punish the team that had the foul committed against it. I mean, I understand the “Well, they should shoot free throws better” and “We…

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

So it all works out. Vegans can grill food just like meat eaters and meat eaters can be just as pedantic as most vegans.

I can’t explain why but the continued use of “all takes matter” as the name of the show bothers me. It’s not terrible, it just reminds me of that friend you have who refers to Channing Tatum as Magic Mike and acts like it’s still semi-clever on the 900th time.
I mean, I do get not respecting this garbage pile, pube…

Precisely the first point that I noted.

waiters at random places, sure

I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.

*reads article*

GT players with 140 vehicles that have been beautifully rendered for your driving pleasure

He decided to go to ASU, so obviously he’s an idiot.

Yep, it’s seriously beautiful, I walked by that for 4 years on my way to the engineering department’s bunker.

That lagoon was like... The least impressive part of the whole campus when I was there. It usually smelled like crap and you don’t actually go swimming in it.

I went to UCSB and can vouch for what you say. If it isn’t the most beautiful campus in the U.S. World then I don’t know where that place is. In addition to the lagoon (as you so rightly point out), the school is basically surrounded by the Pacific Ocean . Some of the dorm rooms have east facing ocean views in which…

After visiting UCSB on a recruitment trip and seeing what their student center looks like it is an amazement that anything productive gets down there, both academically and athletically. I mean they got a freaking lagoon people. I knew it would be trouble. So I went to ASU...lol.

Yeah just to tack onto this: I started reading Deadspin in ‘08 or ‘09. Gamechanging for me. I had never really found people who blended humor and sports in a way I enjoyed to consume. So thanks guys for doing all the stupid shit you do, and long live AJ’s attempt to recreate the Doc Ellis no-no

Um... she's a lady who made a funny comment in the rainbow-cake thread.