Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

“The Celtics and Wizards couldn’t achieve much separation from each other for most of the game.”

The dad from Home Alone?

If they make the DBack World Series movie, McConaughey obviously gets Randy Johnson but who plays Curt Schilling? Wouldn’t be politically aligned, but Jeff Daniels?

That’s what I love about those McConaughey jokes. I get older, and they stay funny.

Just more 4-D chess by the Greatest Dealmaker Ever!

Meanwhile, somewhere over North Korea...

He’s going to parlay his obesity into a workman’s comp claim, just you wait.

Warriors logic: What if adding the 2014 MVP to our 73-9 roster isn’t enough? What if we have our Georgian goon injure the opponent’s best player? You know, just to be sure we don’t get our feelings hurt again.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…

“Knocked them down.” If you mean, they injured the Spurs’ best player, then sure, that is reasonable to say. Spurs were cruising and Zaza happens to “misstep” because he knows how to cheat.

“The Missing Second” starring Mark Wahlburg the scorekeeper who tries to right the wrong of the missing second. Co-Starring Jonah Hill as NBA Commissioner, Dane Cook as John Wall and Ben Kingsley as the Coach.

Curiously left out of the notes: Brad Stevens called a game deciding play for Kelly Olynyk.

Am I the only one wondering why the fuck almost 2 seconds came off the clock on Boston’s first inbound after that dagger? And why no one seemed to argue that there should be more time. I’ve also texted this to 15 other people who have ignored this complaint, but still...

Would have been cooler if it was a 360 spin shot, but pretty good.

Is this a serious question? As a fan you always like to see progress, success, and entertaining games from your team. I’d much rather root for a scrappy over-achieving team thats doesn’t REALLY have a chance at the trophy than a group of lazy, overpaid, bottom of the standings losers.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

I find this fascinating. Olynyk yanks at a guy’s arm trying to pull him away from a loose ball, one single play, for which he’s suspended. Which is fine. He then sets an illegal screen, as NBA players do every night, gets/flops to the ground after the upset dude charges him. And thereafter he’s a dirty player far…

This series of images is honestly so important.

The Knicks trading for player past his prime. The cosmic ballet goes on.