“I’m still pissed that Democrats ran away from Obamacare, for example.”

Who was in charge of vetting Magic Johnson’s player evaluation capabilities when he was hired to be the president of the Lakers?

I didn’t believe this, but then looked it up. Holy shit.

“Stan, daddy only said that word because he could have won a lot of money.”

Mario Chalmers, Norris Cole, David Lee

Certainly was a slobber-knocker.

Carmelo Anthony will be so jealous of this.

Surprised he doesn’t play for the Celtics.

SportsHub sucks when it comes basketball.

Olynyk played the best defense on Lebron tonight.

This line is perfect:

What are you talking about? Although Garnett was the best player when the Celtics won in 2007-08, Pierce was the most consistent player of the Celtics big 3 and probably the best of them for the remainder of the era after Garnett’s knee injury in the 2008-09 season.

Brace yourself for the forthcoming Celtics-Bulls trade of Kelly Olynyk, Terry Rozier, and some second rounders for Jimmy Butler!

Celtics fan here, and I do not want them to trade all their assets for Jimmy Butler (or Paul George or Demarcus Cousins). While trading for any of those players will make the Celtics better than they currently are, I don’t think any of them gets us past Cleveland (of if we were to somehow get by Cleveland, I don’t…

Diarrhea for an upper decker is terrifying.

That isn’t entirely Isaiah Thomas’ fault. The Celtics do not have any rim protection.

Second year in a row for Isaiah Thomas. Not his debut.

PotAsshat?

I get that, which is a bummer.