Just write “deez nuts” across the entirety of the document, and push your car out of the lot, if need be. I’d rather set fire to the vehicle myself than let these clowns go to town on her.

Fanboy alert. They did give a shit. That’s the point, and not because they had a rational, legally defensible reason to do so but rather because they are an uptight pretentious asshole of a company. That’s the message that non-fanboys heard.

Where are these $500 Exhaust/Supercharger combos at??