TL/dr: Something something whine bitch moan ban the cars blah blah blah....

Why would they want to save money when they really want to SPEND money, as much as they can on all this war industry cartel bullshit? That’s the whole idea, to suck all the money into the dark hole of “national defense.”

Clearly, the Israeli terrorists who keep persecuting and murdering innocent Palestinian children think it’s a game. Or is that just the spirit of Zionism itself: illegal occupation, apartheid, and hate?

Naaaaaaah, I'll just use Waze thanks. Don't want google collecting my data and violating my privacy, thankyouverymuch.

What's up with the lousy parking, yo

Bro, this ain't something over which you should LOSE YOUR SHIT.

She certainly didn't want them banned like some other assclowns I know.

Does goofy shtick like this make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Do goofy trunks make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Yup, it's indeed the Internet, where peeps listen to kooks such as yourself with bullshit like this. Yeah, right on, man.

Fuck the NSA

Do Edsels make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

A carload of complete fucking assclowns who deserve capital punishment. There's your caption.

As someone who despises cars and wants them all banned, does this video please you, Alonis?

Then return to Jezebel, ma’am.

Looks dangerous as shit. NOPE.

Because Israel needs to commit more war crimes with their occupation, persecution and genocide of Palestine. Great idea!

Dude. Stick to cars and don't become a warmonger.

Do death and other eventualities make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Do car wrecks make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?