Not much of an effective guesser, are ya?

Calm down there, grandpa, and take a gander at Wheat Belly...if you can read, that is.

“Enthusiasts want wagons.”

The mayo is, undoubtably, an additional issue.

Incorrect. Dig deeper.

Looks like bleached, non-gluten-free bread. I'll pass.

In case it flips over.

Probably trying to start a war. Because, you know, war is cool and shit.

Cuing spastic mazda fan bois in 3...2...1...

Does crappy music with people screaming unintelligibly in it make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Since diesel fumes contain one of the most carcinogenic substances known to humanity...I’m happy this environmental monstrosity never saw the light of day.

That'll buff out.

Why not use an image of her as she looks now? Are you that ashamed Oof OLD AGE? #agism

Yes, Alanis, they’re making more CARS...but don’t kill yourself, okay? Everything is going to be alright. Perhaps you can move to a desert island.

Chris Crocker.

He's not a bad man; he's just ambitious.

CORRECTION: It’s actually only 660 hp.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

Do children’s songs make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Do shoe cars make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?