Bro, I got nothing against gays...but you should should take this shit elsewhere, maybe Jezebel.

The dude should stop brownnosing everything. It’s pretty transparent and paints him as a corporate asslicking noob-pussy.

Don't worry, 3 weeks is nothing.

Bro. I knows you’d like to think I would actually read everything you write...but I wouldn’t hold your breath. When you learn journalistic integrity that might happen...but not before.

TL;dr

Not according to other people in his group. Reality: it's a bitch, isn't it?

Lol! Stop spewing your misinformation bullshit, bro

Excellent. People have to learn to respect the Great State of North Korea and their Glorious System.

No, it didn’t. Maybe you should get your ass up from in front of the telescreen every once in a while and air it out.

Lol! What insight might that be?

Hmmm, looks like less sheep are eating your bullshit today. Wonder why that is.

This has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with CONTROL. Come on, sheep, wake up.

Looks lame. Pass.

Regardless of image choice, he makes a valid point here. So don’t get sidelined by image selection; after all, his choice of caption image is a lot better than the crap bloggers normally use here on Grawker.

Lol, looks like garbage...how fitting for you, bro

Never left

Here, let me google for that for you, bro:

Amazing how much money gets wasted on bullshit like this. We the People must — and will — put a bullet in the large but empty Neanderthal head of the backwards military industrial complex.

Lol...slow and boring, perfect for you

All hail perfect wheel/tire profile ratio.