I have once again returned to my normally calm demeanor.

Lol, boggles and boggles.

One word: FUGLY. And compared to my 600+ HP AMG GTS, looks like THIS piece of shit is the BULLSHIT.

So Jalopnik now condones dangerous, illegal traffic stops on highways to facilitate illegal BASE jumping?

Wow, amazing, Stef!!! Great article and pictures. You're still my favorite writer here, glad you are still here 😀

Must suck that you have denigrate any automotive journalist integrity you might have had obeying your handlers’ orders to shittalk Chipotle.

Looks like he almost LOST HIS SHIT, bro.

So if he doesn't wear it, will he LOSE HIS SHIT?

Meh, by the looks of this malarkey, you’ll probably LOSE YOUR SHIT if you drive this.

Don't know how to read the scribbles you wrote, sorry! But let's focus on this blabbering dumbass warmonger....

Say bye bye to legal abortion, bitches!!!!!

So tasteful and classy, Arseley!

Stupid, ridiculous, over the top bullshit by men with tiny penises and something to prove.

If Craig doesn’t want to play the part of Bond...pretty sure they can find another actor who will.

TL/dr: Bullshit bullshit blah blah blah disinformation misinformation blah blah blah more bullshit lies nonsense clowning blah blah blah.

Yuck. Time to get out of the 90s and grow up a little, no?

My god, you really write like a high schooler. It's becoming tedious.

Wait, microsoft is still around?

Lol, I am all these things, and I rarely speak of it. Grow up, “bro.”

Loving the Chinese iPad knockoff precariously balanced on that perch jutting out of the center of the dashboard. Real nice afterthought there.