TL/dr: Bullshit bullshit blah blah blah disinformation misinformation blah blah blah more bullshit lies nonsense clowning blah blah blah.

Lol, actually both of you are wrong, and you have no manners, trollboy. Let's examine your typical flu shot, which I'll happily recommend to YOU:

Yuck. Time to get out of the 90s and grow up a little, no?

My god, you really write like a high schooler. It's becoming tedious.

Wait, microsoft is still around?

Man, you're so clueless and ignorant. Are you from Florida?

Lol, I am all these things, and I rarely speak of it. Grow up, “bro.”

Loving the Chinese iPad knockoff precariously balanced on that perch jutting out of the center of the dashboard. Real nice afterthought there.

Wait, you forgot to tell us how the dude “loses his shit” over it.

Dude, if you can’t think of something any more relevant than this bullshit to blog about...you’re truly pathetic. Try taking your head out of your ass and looking at the world around you every once in a while; it does wonders for one’s perspective.

My god, you buffoons and your global warming conspiracy. When will you clowns grow up?

Wow, you don't know a damn thing about trademark law. How did you come to blog here again? Oh right, it's Grawker.

A believer in all the bullshit regurgitated by mainstream media concerning North Korea, are we? How quaint.

Ugh.

Meh. Underpowered, cheap interior, laughable torque and body roll under which one can perform yoga positions...no thanks, I'll take that Aston Martin with proper engine, thankyouverymuch.

So the Lambo pulled a Ferrari. #shithappens

“What we’ve done is historical...”

Outing rules? Wait, Martin Shkrelli is GAY????

Won't someone please think of the children.

No, it will NOT monitor my brain and dissolve in my body, as this shit ain't coming anywhere near my person.