Never before has an automobile inspired nausea in me.

“You know how modern cars have ‘Sport’ buttons that don’t do anything apart from revving your engine like an idiot the whole time?”

Well said. As an SL55 AMG owner who used to get the free, dealer-provided Mercedes loaner during maintenance visits, I can vouch for the entirely different “feel” of the AMG line. So vast is this difference, actually, that I now refuse the loaner and just Uber it back so I’m not embarrassed — and honestly, frightened…

Seriously. This warmongering asshat thinks we are all as stupid as he appears to be.

Karma’s a bitch.

You can easily recognize warmongers by their kissass bullshit with terrorist regimes such as Israel, guilty of war crimes, murder and torture of children, use of depleted uranium, illegal occupation, and all manner of barbaric evils. Fuck Israel.

Wow, 19 extra horsepower. Stop the fucking presses, yo.

“Not only is it named after me...”

Lol! Fuck this living piece of shit and his incessant bullshitting, lies, and circumvision of the CONSTITUTION.

Nice! The lesson here is: don’t fuck with Iran, a nation with far more culture, autonomy and history than the U.S.

I’m sure North Korea is positively trembling in their boots. If South Korea tries ANYTHING, they’ll be FUCKING NUKED.

Derrrrrrr.

What the fuck are you even trying to say? You should stick to your usual pathetic warmongering about tanks and planes and bullshit like that, dingus.

“Give that woman an M-16 and unleash her on the enemy already!”

Lol, you can't make SHIT happen, bro. That's why you're now just yet another lame blogger...god knows we need more of those.

Lol, this Marines shit is stupid as shit.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: FUCK THE TERRORIST, APARTHEID, WAR CRIMINAL STATE OF ISRAEL.

Tell that to Israel.

Lame. There's no amount of Photoshopping in the world that could make the wayward military industrial complex as cool as Star Wars.

Meh, more pathetic than “boss” lol