Hope Solo can beat anyone.

And she does!

By the time he comes to help the Knicks, he’ll likely be Leonard: Part 6.

They turned him into Edlose Diaz, unfortunately.

Maybe, but you’re neglecting all the C.C. fans.

*sadly, silently talks dirty to self*

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Now, this circular reasoning I can get behind.

This guy should’ve been run out on a rail for his enabling of sexual predation, never mind his complete inability to use clear language in rules that require it.

*in extremely Turk & JD voice*
Luke P is CRAZY

Well, at least with all of this attention, he’s at a place where everybody knows his name.

Well, at least he’s constant, Gardner.

Gonna be a lot of beefy little lads named Divock toddling around Merseyside in a few years.

Lads, it’s Tottenham.

I’m sure he’ll do great against Spaghetti Celtic.

Were the Raptors a boat, he would be their Dutch rudder.

And thus, the inherent danger in telling someone to take a hike.

Someone should likewise tell James that jelly donuts aren’t five cents each.

Khelaifi played Qataaaaaaarrrrrrr!!

At least Clyde’s suit is just an assault on the senses.

Nah, this time, I don’t think anyone’s Eaton.