Mercy!

At no point in any of this front-running purple prose are City’s FFP violations and actual financial malfeasance mentioned, despite it being the biggest story around the team.

And to think, it all started with a disagreement over what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Aw c’mon, there’s gotta be a crying Marbury out there somewhere.

I bet the Knicks wish they had an owner who knew how to play the blues right now.

But are we Shohei can keep this level of production up?

If it’s anything like the real Sunnyside in NYC, the immigrant actors will be pushed out and replaced by wealthy white actors.

Boban’s so big, he blocked the real clip too!

The only, ONLY thing that kills me with this is that Ain’t Too Proud: The Temptations Musical was a Comedy Bang Bang gag with Kid Cudi like 5 years ago.

How odd. Usually Vice President Pence is the only one who cares if the horse came first.

Norah’s been quietly and not-so-quietly shitty, consistently taking digs on progressive ideas whenever they’re presented on the show. The worst was when she was on-location at the Kavanaugh hearings and spent the whole time pulling “HOW DARE THEY IMPUGN THIS MAN” antics.

Did nobody ever warn you of Greek-bearing .gifs?

Someone needs to rock this voit.

One would hope this practice gets the Owen Hart treatment.

“I just want to murder all the Jews and take over the world, but, hey, that’s your opinion and I’m fine with that. Looks like you’ve got some growing up to do.”

Leave it to the Angels to keep a guy in purgatory.

“Runners-Up, Copa Rape” (winner, Weinstein FC)

I started watching for the first time tonight and that guy rapping and locking down the first rose gave me all I need to be hooked forever.

Norah’s still there, but she’s consistently very status-quo in her reporting. and commentary. As an example: they’ve been doing a very good series on maternity around the world all week, and when they covered Finland’s great childcare policies compared to ours, Norah pulled a bunch of “mehh but taxes mehh.” Friggin’…

That’ll be embiided in his memory for a long time.